Selected Sections: Africa : Visit : : :

Drink of the day:

Cheef recipeBeer / Ale
Carling® lager
Cheef recipe
A delicious recipe for Cheef, with Carling® lager and Orange Reef® vodka. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 pint Carling® lager
1 bottle Orange Reef® vodka


Method:
Take a pint of freshly poured cold Carling and drink (neck) half of it in one. Pause for thought. Then with out stopping pour in the entire bottle of Reef and drink the remainder at your leisure.

The Reef should be poured in one; any spillages should be noted and acted upon appropriately. The key to the whole cocktail is knowing when there is enough room in the pint glass to pour in the entire bottle of reef, refilling it to the brim without any spillage.
Serve:
Beer Mug



» Start
cat Map
View, Water, Walk, Forest, Path, Ride, River, Mountain, Sea, Visit, See,

cat Africa
Tree, Nature, Picture, Land, Fish, Wood, Sand, Desert, Country, Flag, Animal,

cat Travel
Foot, Bus, Knife, Backpack, Boots, Plane, Ship, Train, Car, Food, Meal,


» Subcategories::
Africa

North Africa

News about Africa

Salesmen jokesTwo shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, "I'm returning on the next flight. Can't sell shoes here. Everybody goes barefoot." At the same time the other salesperson sent an email to the factory, telling "The prospects are unlimited. Nobody wears shoes here!"

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now. One's for me and one's for this little guy here," and he pulls a tiny three inch man out of his pocket. The bartender asks "He can drink?" "Oh, sure. He can drink." So the bartender pours the shots and sure enough, the little guy drinks it all up. "That's amazing" says the bartender. "What else can he do, can he walk?" The man flicks a quarter down to the end of the bar and says, "Hey, Jake. Go get that." The little guy runs down to the end of the bar and picks up the quarter. Then he runs back down and gives it to the man. The bartender is in total shock. "That's amazing" he says, "what else can he do? Does he talk?" The man says "Sure he talks, hey, Jake, tell him about that time w e were in Africa and you made fun of that witch doctor's powers!"

Elephant jokesWhat's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About 3,000 miles !



Quotes about Visit

James LileksA Childrens Museum, however, is more of a Funatorium. You are encouraged to touch things, which is poor training for subsequent museum visitation. James Lileks

EuripidesA sweet thing, for whatever time, to revisit in dreams the dear dad we have lost. Euripides

William S. BurroughsAfter one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager." William S. Burroughs