Cocktails 1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1/2 oz grenadine syrup
4 oz half-and-half
2 oz orange juice
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Africa
Travel
Can you repeat the part after "Listen
very
carefully"?
Why is it that when you transport
something by car, it's called
ship-ment but when you transport something
by ship it's called cargo?
A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it
reached a
comfortable
cruising altitude, the captain made an
announcement over the
intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your
captain speaking.
Welcome to
Flight number 293, non-stop from New
York to Los Angeles. The weather
ahead is good and therefore we
should have a smooth flight, Now sit
back
and relax. - OH MY
GOD!"
Silence
Then, the captain came back on the intercom and
said: "Ladies and
Gentlemen, I an so sorry if I scared you earlier,
but while I was
talking
the flight attendant brought me a cup
of coffee and spilled the hot
coffee
in my lap. You should see
the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said: "That's
nothing. He should see the back of
mine!"
Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river. Haitian Proverb
He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses. Horace
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim". Lyndon B. Johnson