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Douchebag recipe
A delicious recipe for Douchebag, with Crown Royal® Canadian whisky and Coca-Cola®. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

4 oz Crown Royal® Canadian whisky
1 splash Coca-Cola®


Method:
Stir ingredients together in a glass and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass



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