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Douchebag recipe
A delicious recipe for Douchebag, with Crown Royal® Canadian whisky and Coca-Cola®. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

4 oz Crown Royal® Canadian whisky
1 splash Coca-Cola®


Method:
Stir ingredients together in a glass and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass



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Computer jokesA ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message. "Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling... "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"

Blind jokesA blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered. "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."



Quotes about Water

Henry David Thoreau[Water is] the only drink for a wise man. Henry David Thoreau

African ProverbA fool and water will go the way they are diverted. African Proverb

Carl ReinerA lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. Carl Reiner