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Buffalo Chip recipe
A delicious recipe for Buffalo Chip, with Bacardi® 151 rum and Wild Turkey® bourbon whiskey. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1/2 oz Wild Turkey® bourbon whiskey


Method:
Pour both ingredients into a shot glass, and shoot.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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