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Captain and Tonic recipe
A delicious recipe for Captain and Tonic, with Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum and tonic water. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 1/2 oz Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum
5 oz tonic water


Method:
Pour the Captain Morgan spiced rum into a highball glass filled with ice cubes. Fill with tonic water, stir, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass



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