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Emily Emily recipe
A delicious recipe for Emily Emily, with raspberry vodka, Passoa® liqueur, Plymouth® gin, cranberry juice, kumquats and gomme syrup. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

25 ml raspberry vodka
12.5 ml Passoa® liqueur
12.5 ml Plymouth® gin
50 ml cranberry juice
3 kumquats
1 dash gomme syrup


Method:
Muddle the kumquats in the bottom of a mixing glass. Add the other ingredients and shake vigorously. Double strain into a collins glass, and serve.
Serve:
Collins Glass



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Haitian ProverbDo not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river. Haitian Proverb

HoraceHe who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses. Horace

Lyndon B. JohnsonIf one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim". Lyndon B. Johnson