Cocktails 1/2 oz Absolut® Citron vodka
1/2 oz Absolut® Mandrin vodka
1 1/2 oz Sourz® Tropical Blue liqueur
1 oz sweet and sour mix
3 fresh, squeezed lime wedges
lemonade
Map
Africa
Travel
A blonde comes home from a
day of shopping
and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls
the fire
department on her cell phone.
"Please state the nature of your
emergency," says the operator.
"Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde
replies.
"Okay, where do you live?"
"In a house you silly billy!" the
blonde replies.
"No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks
fustratedly.
"Duh! Big Red Truck!!"
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one
night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science
& Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone
calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and
then asked, "Is it on or off?"
Customer: Why did
you take off so
much hair?
Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. Ogden Nash
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others. George Orwell
All war is a symptom of man's failure as a thinking animal. John Steinbeck