Cocktails 1/2 oz Skyy® citrus vodka
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1 oz grenadine syrup
1 1/2 oz Skyy® cosmopolitan mix
1/2 oz triple sec
Sprite® soda
Map
Africa
Travel
A blonde comes home from a
day of shopping
and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls
the fire
department on her cell phone.
"Please state the nature of your
emergency," says the operator.
"Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde
replies.
"Okay, where do you live?"
"In a house you silly billy!" the
blonde replies.
"No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks
fustratedly.
"Duh! Big Red Truck!!"
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one
night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science
& Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone
calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and
then asked, "Is it on or off?"
Customer: Why did
you take off so
much hair?
Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.
A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. Benjamin Franklin
A true philosopher is like an elephant; he never puts the second foot down until the first one is solidly in place. Fontenelle
An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave. Plutarch