Cocktails 1 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
7 oz sweet and sour mix
7 oz orange juice
1 dash grenadine syrup
Map
Africa
Travel
A blonde comes home from a
day of shopping
and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls
the fire
department on her cell phone.
"Please state the nature of your
emergency," says the operator.
"Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde
replies.
"Okay, where do you live?"
"In a house you silly billy!" the
blonde replies.
"No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks
fustratedly.
"Duh! Big Red Truck!!"
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one
night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science
& Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone
calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and
then asked, "Is it on or off?"
Customer: Why did
you take off so
much hair?
Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.
Even with the best of maps and instruments, we can never fully chart our journeys. Gail Pool
How we remember, what we remember and why we remember form the most personal map of our individuality. Christina Baldwin
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it. Steven Wright