Cocktails 2 oz Scotch whisky
1/2 oz Cointreau® orange liqueur
2 dashes orange bitters
Map
Africa
Travel
A blonde comes home from a
day of shopping
and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls
the fire
department on her cell phone.
"Please state the nature of your
emergency," says the operator.
"Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde
replies.
"Okay, where do you live?"
"In a house you silly billy!" the
blonde replies.
"No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks
fustratedly.
"Duh! Big Red Truck!!"
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one
night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science
& Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone
calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and
then asked, "Is it on or off?"
Customer: Why did
you take off so
much hair?
Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager." William S. Burroughs
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. Ralph Waldo Emerson
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum. J. W. Schopf