Cocktails 1 oz Firewater® cinnamon schnapps
2 1/2 oz pina colada mix
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Africa
Travel
A blonde comes home from a
day of shopping
and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls
the fire
department on her cell phone.
"Please state the nature of your
emergency," says the operator.
"Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde
replies.
"Okay, where do you live?"
"In a house you silly billy!" the
blonde replies.
"No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks
fustratedly.
"Duh! Big Red Truck!!"
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one
night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science
& Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone
calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and
then asked, "Is it on or off?"
Customer: Why did
you take off so
much hair?
Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.
Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river. Haitian Proverb
He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses. Horace
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim". Lyndon B. Johnson