Cocktails 1 oz vodka
1 1/2 oz DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 splash cranberry juice
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Why do you need a driver's licence to
buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a
bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck
stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in. The first walked
up
to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and
then
took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old
man, spat
into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the
counter. The
third walked up to the old man, turned over the old
man's plate, and
then he took a seat at the counter.
Without a
word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly
thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress,
"Humph, not much of a
man, was he?"
The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver
either, he just
backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."
"My country, right or wrong," is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, "My mother, drunk or sober." G. K. Chesterton
A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. German Proverb
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. Benjamin Franklin