Cocktails 1 1/2 oz Stolichnaya® vodka
1 1/2 oz triple sec
1 oz carrot juice
1 oz 180® citrus energy drink
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Why do you need a driver's licence to
buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a
bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck
stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in. The first walked
up
to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and
then
took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old
man, spat
into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the
counter. The
third walked up to the old man, turned over the old
man's plate, and
then he took a seat at the counter.
Without a
word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly
thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress,
"Humph, not much of a
man, was he?"
The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver
either, he just
backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top . web design nyc
Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile things. It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out - it's the grain of sand in your shoe. Robert Service
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop away from you like the leaves of Autumn. John Muir