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Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter. Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."

Quotes about Nature

A misery is not to be measured from the nature of the evil, but from the temper of the sufferer. Joseph Addison

A poet ought not to pick nature's pocket. Let him borrow, and so borrow as to repay by the very act of borrowing. Examine nature accurately, but write from recollection, and trust more to the imagination than the memory. Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A sense of curiosity is nature's original school of education. Dr. Smiley Blanton