Shots & Shooters 1/4 oz butterscotch schnapps
1/4 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1/4 oz vodka
1/4 oz Irish cream
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Why do you need a driver's licence to
buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a
bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck
stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in. The first walked
up
to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and
then
took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old
man, spat
into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the
counter. The
third walked up to the old man, turned over the old
man's plate, and
then he took a seat at the counter.
Without a
word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly
thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress,
"Humph, not much of a
man, was he?"
The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver
either, he just
backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager." William S. Burroughs
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. Ralph Waldo Emerson
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum. J. W. Schopf