Cocktails 1/2 oz light rum
1/2 oz dark rum
1/2 oz spiced rum
1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
5 oz pineapple juice
Map
Africa
Travel
Why do you need a driver's licence to
buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a
bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck
stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in. The first walked
up
to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and
then
took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old
man, spat
into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the
counter. The
third walked up to the old man, turned over the old
man's plate, and
then he took a seat at the counter.
Without a
word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly
thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress,
"Humph, not much of a
man, was he?"
The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver
either, he just
backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."
. . . .When I am, as it were, completely myself, entirely alone, and of good cheer - say traveling in a carriage, or walking after a good meal, or during the night when I cannot sleep - it is on such occasions that my ideas flow best, and most abundantly. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. Mark Twain
A lie travels farther than the truth. Irish Proverb