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Why is it that when you transport
something by car, it's called
ship-ment but when you transport something
by ship it's called cargo?
Can a hamburger marry a
hot dog?
Only if
they have a very frank relationship!
A
software manager, a hardware manager,
and a marketing manager are driving
to a meeting when a tire blows.
They get out of the car and look at the
problem.
The software
manager says, "I can't do anything about this - it's a
hardware
problem."
The hardware manager says, "Maybe if we turned the car
off and on
again, it would fix itself."
The marketing
manager says, "Hey, 75% of it is working - let's ship
it!"
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. Ogden Nash
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others. George Orwell
All war is a symptom of man's failure as a thinking animal. John Steinbeck