Cocktails 2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1 oz vodka
1 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1 oz sweet and sour mix
1 squeeze limes
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Africa
Travel
Why is it that when you transport
something by car, it's called
ship-ment but when you transport something
by ship it's called cargo?
Can a hamburger marry a
hot dog?
Only if
they have a very frank relationship!
A
software manager, a hardware manager,
and a marketing manager are driving
to a meeting when a tire blows.
They get out of the car and look at the
problem.
The software
manager says, "I can't do anything about this - it's a
hardware
problem."
The hardware manager says, "Maybe if we turned the car
off and on
again, it would fix itself."
The marketing
manager says, "Hey, 75% of it is working - let's ship
it!"
"My country, right or wrong," is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, "My mother, drunk or sober." G. K. Chesterton
A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. German Proverb
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. Benjamin Franklin