Shots & Shooters 1 package orange jello
1 cup hot water
1 cup vanilla liqueur
Map
Africa
Travel
Why is it that when you transport
something by car, it's called
ship-ment but when you transport something
by ship it's called cargo?
Can a hamburger marry a
hot dog?
Only if
they have a very frank relationship!
A
software manager, a hardware manager,
and a marketing manager are driving
to a meeting when a tire blows.
They get out of the car and look at the
problem.
The software
manager says, "I can't do anything about this - it's a
hardware
problem."
The hardware manager says, "Maybe if we turned the car
off and on
again, it would fix itself."
The marketing
manager says, "Hey, 75% of it is working - let's ship
it!"
A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. Benjamin Franklin
A true philosopher is like an elephant; he never puts the second foot down until the first one is solidly in place. Fontenelle
An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave. Plutarch