Cocktails 1/2 oz Absolut® Citron vodka
1/2 oz Absolut® Mandrin vodka
1 1/2 oz Sourz® Tropical Blue liqueur
1 oz sweet and sour mix
3 fresh, squeezed lime wedges
lemonade
Map
Africa
Travel
Why is it that when you transport
something by car, it's called
ship-ment but when you transport something
by ship it's called cargo?
Can a hamburger marry a
hot dog?
Only if
they have a very frank relationship!
A
software manager, a hardware manager,
and a marketing manager are driving
to a meeting when a tire blows.
They get out of the car and look at the
problem.
The software
manager says, "I can't do anything about this - it's a
hardware
problem."
The hardware manager says, "Maybe if we turned the car
off and on
again, it would fix itself."
The marketing
manager says, "Hey, 75% of it is working - let's ship
it!"
...And I've looked over, and I've seen the promised land. I may not get there with you, but I want you to know tonight that we as a people will get to the promised land. So I'm happy tonight. I'm not worried about anything. I'm not fearing any man. Martin Luther King Jr.
A man's homeland is wherever he prospers. Aristophanes
America is therefore the land of the future, where, in the ages that lie before us, the burden of the World's History shall reveal itself. Georg W. Hegel