Punches 750 ml bottle of cheap rum
3 liters any flavor bottle of cheap soda
Map
Africa
Travel
Why is it that when you transport
something by car, it's called
ship-ment but when you transport something
by ship it's called cargo?
Can a hamburger marry a
hot dog?
Only if
they have a very frank relationship!
A
software manager, a hardware manager,
and a marketing manager are driving
to a meeting when a tire blows.
They get out of the car and look at the
problem.
The software
manager says, "I can't do anything about this - it's a
hardware
problem."
The hardware manager says, "Maybe if we turned the car
off and on
again, it would fix itself."
The marketing
manager says, "Hey, 75% of it is working - let's ship
it!"
Even with the best of maps and instruments, we can never fully chart our journeys. Gail Pool
How we remember, what we remember and why we remember form the most personal map of our individuality. Christina Baldwin
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it. Steven Wright