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Africa
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Why is it that when you transport
something by car, it's called
ship-ment but when you transport something
by ship it's called cargo?
Can a hamburger marry a
hot dog?
Only if
they have a very frank relationship!
A
software manager, a hardware manager,
and a marketing manager are driving
to a meeting when a tire blows.
They get out of the car and look at the
problem.
The software
manager says, "I can't do anything about this - it's a
hardware
problem."
The hardware manager says, "Maybe if we turned the car
off and on
again, it would fix itself."
The marketing
manager says, "Hey, 75% of it is working - let's ship
it!"
A misery is not to be measured from the nature of the evil, but from the temper of the sufferer. Joseph Addison
A poet ought not to pick nature's pocket. Let him borrow, and so borrow as to repay by the very act of borrowing. Examine nature accurately, but write from recollection, and trust more to the imagination than the memory. Samuel Taylor Coleridge
A sense of curiosity is nature's original school of education. Dr. Smiley Blanton