Other Drinks 1 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
1 oz Jose Cuervo® 1800 tequila
1 can chilled Bud Light® lager
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Why is it that when you transport
something by car, it's called
ship-ment but when you transport something
by ship it's called cargo?
Can a hamburger marry a
hot dog?
Only if
they have a very frank relationship!
A
software manager, a hardware manager,
and a marketing manager are driving
to a meeting when a tire blows.
They get out of the car and look at the
problem.
The software
manager says, "I can't do anything about this - it's a
hardware
problem."
The hardware manager says, "Maybe if we turned the car
off and on
again, it would fix itself."
The marketing
manager says, "Hey, 75% of it is working - let's ship
it!"
Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river. Haitian Proverb
He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses. Horace
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim". Lyndon B. Johnson