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African on Acid recipe
A delicious recipe for African on Acid, with watermelon vodka and Midori® melon liqueur. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 1/2 oz watermelon vodka
1/2 oz Midori® melon liqueur


Method:
Pour the watermelon vodka and Midori melon liqueur into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake briefly, strain into a double-sized shot glass, and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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