Cocktails 4 oz Crown Royal® Canadian whisky
1 splash Coca-Cola®
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What did the egg say to the
boiling water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got
laid a minute
ago."
Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.
Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before.
Boy: Yes,
but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot
water!
Why is a burning candle like being
thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
...And I've looked over, and I've seen the promised land. I may not get there with you, but I want you to know tonight that we as a people will get to the promised land. So I'm happy tonight. I'm not worried about anything. I'm not fearing any man. Martin Luther King Jr.
A man's homeland is wherever he prospers. Aristophanes
America is therefore the land of the future, where, in the ages that lie before us, the burden of the World's History shall reveal itself. Georg W. Hegel