Shots & Shooters 1/2 oz habanero pepper sauce
1/2 oz Everclear® alcohol
1 dash cayenne pepper
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Africa
Travel
What did the egg say to the
boiling water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got
laid a minute
ago."
Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.
Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before.
Boy: Yes,
but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot
water!
Why is a burning candle like being
thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
A misery is not to be measured from the nature of the evil, but from the temper of the sufferer. Joseph Addison
A poet ought not to pick nature's pocket. Let him borrow, and so borrow as to repay by the very act of borrowing. Examine nature accurately, but write from recollection, and trust more to the imagination than the memory. Samuel Taylor Coleridge
A sense of curiosity is nature's original school of education. Dr. Smiley Blanton