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What did the egg say to the
boiling water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got
laid a minute
ago."
Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.
Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before.
Boy: Yes,
but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot
water!
Why is a burning candle like being
thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
1492. As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy as the year people began living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America. Actually, people had been living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North A Kurt Vonnegut
A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour. P. G. Wodehouse
All philosophies, if you ride them, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others. Samuel Butler