Cocktails 2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
6 oz yellow lemonade
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Africa
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What did the egg say to the
boiling water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got
laid a minute
ago."
Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.
Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before.
Boy: Yes,
but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot
water!
Why is a burning candle like being
thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
. . . .When I am, as it were, completely myself, entirely alone, and of good cheer - say traveling in a carriage, or walking after a good meal, or during the night when I cannot sleep - it is on such occasions that my ideas flow best, and most abundantly. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. Mark Twain
A lie travels farther than the truth. Irish Proverb