Other Drinks 500 ml gin
2 quart lemonade
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Africa
Travel
What did the egg say to the
boiling water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got
laid a minute
ago."
Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.
Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before.
Boy: Yes,
but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot
water!
Why is a burning candle like being
thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
A Childrens Museum, however, is more of a Funatorium. You are encouraged to touch things, which is poor training for subsequent museum visitation. James Lileks
A sweet thing, for whatever time,
to revisit in dreams the dear dad we have lost. Euripides
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager." William S. Burroughs