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Fiery Hot Anus recipeBeer / Ale
Corona® lager
Fiery Hot Anus recipe
A delicious recipe for Fiery Hot Anus, with Corona® lager, Bacardi® 151 rum and Tabasco® sauce. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

12 oz bottle Corona® lager
3 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
Tabasco® sauce


Method:
Pour the Bacardi 151 rum into a freshly opened bottle of Corona lager. Fill to the brim with Tabasco sauce. Serve cold, lime optional.
Serve:
Bottle



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